Courtney needs . . .

a mistress to show off. (what?)
a little help. (always.)
to lay off the plastics. (what?)
to think global, not local. (whatever.)
a Drummer! (I got one!)
love. (have abundance)
a parent. (done.)
to go to a spa, get a manicure, a pedicure. (could use this again - went on V-day for a pedicure!)
a new camera. (definitely. I broke 2 last year.)
cleaned up. (possibly. ask Ben!)

(Go to Google and do a search "[your name] needs" and copy the first 10 results.)